I'm not going to catch you up through the past three years. Deal with it.
My dorm (Preston Hall at the College of William and Mary) caught fire the Tuesday before last. Nobody got hurt, everything below knee height in my room got saturated with ash-water, but hey, the roof didn't collapse on four rooms including mine, so I count myself lucky. Please, a moment of silence for everyone else's stuff (especially those who were uninsured). Try
here for more info. Ignore the lies about the housekeepers though; fellow hallmates Jason and Sandy warned us of the smoke. More pictures
here to satisfy your morbid curiosity.
Kevin: I'm gonna post in my livejournal for the first time in three years. Wee.
Andrew: cut-ups?
Kevin: Well, first an updater: "I'm not telling you what happened for the past three years. But my dorm did get burninated."