if i said it was easy than you know that i told a lie

[kewlness]

Here's why I love the bars at PC (specifically Brads)

Elayna's friend Kim goes first.
Bouncer (looks at ID): I know this girl
Kim: uhh
Bouncer: This isn't you
Kim: yes it is
Bouncer: No, it's not
Kim: yes it is
Bouncer: No, it's not
Kim: yes it is
Bouncer: No, it's not
Kim: yes it is
Bouncer: No, it's not
Kim: yes it is
Bouncer: Just admit that it isn't and I'll let you in
Kim: Okay, it's not

Then Elayna
Bouncer: I'll let you in because you're an organ donor

Then me
Bouncer: Oh shit, the chalked ID.. 10-1-87
Me: no, I'm 21-- I mean... (i looked at the id to remember the date) I was born in 81
Bouncer: I'm from New York! This is chalked!
Me: well, it's only because I left my sister's in the cafeteria
Bouncer: ohhh so you lost your real fake
Me: yeah, that one's legit
Bouncer: okay then

Then Shibs
Bouncer: You're such a fucking liar

yeah.. we all got in<3