HOLY SHIT.....no joke not shopped i swear
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I donated bone marrow to space1monkey16 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday johntrent and I donated clothes to the needy (10 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I gave its_oh_so_quiet a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1337 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
kewldudeae