The past wee while.....
I didn't update about ma birthday, but it was a good laugh. The meal me n guthrie had was lovely, despite me spilling wine in ma lasagne, steeming fool. Cheerz to everyone who came out to the pub and the Catty. I was very very drunk, drunker than I have been in a long time. I was telling anyone who would listen that it was my birthday and kept pestering the bar staff for free booze, didn't work, heartless bastards. I wore ma sexy corset, raaawr. Met the cool tattooed bouncer called Steve, he says I should get a backpiece done. I agree, but I'll wait till I'm 23 or something at least and not stayin at home.
The next day I was so disgustingly hungover, my dad kept annoying me asking how many times I'd spewed, bastard. But guthrie stayed with me and looked after me, awwww.
Christmas was cool. I got many many wondrous presents, honestly I was so spoiled. I got ma sexy wee digital camera and cds and money from ma mum n dad. Guthrie got me cds (Laurent Garnier, Beastie Boys, Chemical Brothers!!!) and dvds (a Disney boxset with Monsters Inc, Toy Story 1 & 2 and A Bug's Life!), a yard of jaffa cakes (drools), my auntie Isabel got me a Bench jumper with thumb holes.
Anyway I'm gonna go cause ma darlin Sam's on the phone!
xx
The next day I was so disgustingly hungover, my dad kept annoying me asking how many times I'd spewed, bastard. But guthrie stayed with me and looked after me, awwww.
Christmas was cool. I got many many wondrous presents, honestly I was so spoiled. I got ma sexy wee digital camera and cds and money from ma mum n dad. Guthrie got me cds (Laurent Garnier, Beastie Boys, Chemical Brothers!!!) and dvds (a Disney boxset with Monsters Inc, Toy Story 1 & 2 and A Bug's Life!), a yard of jaffa cakes (drools), my auntie Isabel got me a Bench jumper with thumb holes.
Anyway I'm gonna go cause ma darlin Sam's on the phone!
xx