Apple Jacks, WTF
Alright I just want to know what cereal companies are thinking these days, Kelloggs in particular.
So this morning I woke up all grogy becuase I didnt get a ton of sleep like I would have liked to and I kinda stumbled downstairs for work. I figured I had enough time to grab a bowl of cereal before we had to leave to go work in Bay City today, so I opened the new box of Apple Jacks that I had picked up last night because they were on sale. So i pop those open and start pouring a bowl and what comes out with the cereal? None other than some kind of sex toy! I swear I had a bullet vibrator in my cereal box this morning and I want to know who had the bright idea of mixing breakfast with sex. I knew the whole "sex sells" bit, but I thought everyone loved cereal? Why do you need to sex it up to get people to buy, your target audience is like 5-12 years old in most cases.
(and for those of you who are unfamiliar with what a bullet is, just Google it- I don't want to be the one that soiled your 'innocent' childhood)
All i have to say is; Kelloggs, I'm dissapointed in you... But your cereal is still delicous
-¦-KevynGiL-¦-
So this morning I woke up all grogy becuase I didnt get a ton of sleep like I would have liked to and I kinda stumbled downstairs for work. I figured I had enough time to grab a bowl of cereal before we had to leave to go work in Bay City today, so I opened the new box of Apple Jacks that I had picked up last night because they were on sale. So i pop those open and start pouring a bowl and what comes out with the cereal? None other than some kind of sex toy! I swear I had a bullet vibrator in my cereal box this morning and I want to know who had the bright idea of mixing breakfast with sex. I knew the whole "sex sells" bit, but I thought everyone loved cereal? Why do you need to sex it up to get people to buy, your target audience is like 5-12 years old in most cases.
(and for those of you who are unfamiliar with what a bullet is, just Google it- I don't want to be the one that soiled your 'innocent' childhood)
All i have to say is; Kelloggs, I'm dissapointed in you... But your cereal is still delicous
-¦-KevynGiL-¦-