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[kevtard]

This is a survey I did a couple years ago. From what I can remember, all the statements are an absolute truth about a person who has completed this survey. After completing it, the person adds his or her own absolute truth and posts it. Anyway, the bold lines are always true, and the italicized lines are sometimes true.

It's strange to see how much I've changed since I filled this out the first time.

I miss somebody right now.

I don't watch much TV these days.

I love olives.

I own lots of books. But I would like to own more.

I wear glasses or contact lenses.

I love to play video games.

I've tried marijuana.

I have been in a threesome.

I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

I believe honesty is usually the best policy.

I curse sometimes.

I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.

I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

I'm smart.

I've broken someone's bones.

I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.

I hate the rain.

I'm paranoid at times.

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free...nothing serious though.

I need money right now.

I love sushi.

I talk really, really fast.

I have fresh breath in the morning.

I have long hair.

I have lost money in Las Vegas. or won.

I have at least one sibling.

I was born in a country outside of the U.S.

I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.

I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.

I like the way that I look.

I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.

I know how to cornrow.

I am usually pessimistic.

I have a lot of mood swings.

I think prostitution should be legalized.

I think Britney Spears is pretty.

I've slept with a Suitemate.

I have a hidden talent.

I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.

I have a lot of friends.

I am currently single.

I have pecked someone of the same sex.

I enjoy talking on the phone.

I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

I love to shop.... But I hate spending money.

I enjoy window shopping.

I would rather shop than eat.

I would classify myself as ghetto.

I'm bourgeois and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.

I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.

I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.

I'm a pretty good dancer.

I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

I have a cell phone... but I don't use it.

I believe in God.

I watch MTV on a daily basis.

I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

I've rejected someone before.

I currently like someone.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I want to have children in the future.

I have changed a diaper before.

I've called the cops on a friend before.

I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.

I'm not allergic to anything.

I have a lot to learn.

I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.

I am shy around the opposite (same) sex...and anyone else I don't know.

I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.

I have at least 5 away messages saved.

I have tried alcohol or drugs before.

I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

I own the "South Park" movie.

I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.

When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.

I enjoy some country music.

I would die for my best friends.

I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.

I watch soap operas whenever I can.

I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.

I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.

I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".

Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.

I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.

I have dated a close friend's ex.

I like surveys/memes.

I am happy at this moment.

I'm obsessed with guys.

Democrat.

Conservative Republican.

I am punk rock.

I am preppy.

I go for older guys/girls, not younger.

I study for tests most of the time.

I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.

I can work on a car.

I love my job.

I am comfortable with who I am right now.

I have more than just my ears pierced.

I walk barefoot wherever I can.

I have jumped off a bridge.

I love sea turtles.

I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.

I believe in prophetic dreams.

I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.

I am proficient on a musical instrument.

I worked at McDonald's restaurant.

I hate office jobs.

I love sci-fi movies.

I think water rules.

I went to college out of state.

I am adopted.

I like sausage.

I am a pyro.

I love the Red Sox.

I have thrown up from crying too much.

I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.

I love kisses.

I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.

I adore bright colors.

I love Dear Abby.

I can't live without black eyeliner.

I think school is awesome.

I think pigtails serve a purpose.

I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.

I usually like covers better than originals.

I don't like multi-textured ice cream.

I think John Cusack is adorable.

I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.

I watch Food Network way too much.

I love coaching youth sports.

I can pick up things with my toes.

I can't whistle.

I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.

I have ridden/owned a horse.

I still have every journal I've ever written in.

I can't stick to a diet.

I talk in my sleep.

I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.

I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.

Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.

I have jazz in my blood.

I would not be friends if they weren't family.

I wear a toe ring.

I have a tattoo.

I love vaginas... I don't really think I can hate them.

I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.

I am a caffeine junkie.

I know who Santos L. Halper is.

I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.

I love wrestling.

I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.

If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.

I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.

I have been to over 15 conventions.

I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.

I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.

I'm an artist.

I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.

I have an unhealthy Taco Bell obsession.

I have had a crush on a cartoon character when I was a kid.

I have spent more on anime and manga than many spend on computers or other high end products.

I only clean my room when neccesary.

I don't lie about my age, but people refuse to believe me.

I've spent more than $1000 in a day before

I am short enough to be classified as a legal midget under the Americans With Disabilities Act!

I give injections on a daily basis.

I think you can learn something even from the worst, most painful situations.

I love giving more than receiving.

I walk on my toes often.

I own a set/multiple sets of Tarot cards.

I'm not a leader or a follower - I'm a loner.

I like vodka & Orange.

I love sailing.

I am unsure of my sexuality.

I (will) vote NDP.

My name is Carly.

I need to get laid.

I get secretly jealous a lot.

I LOVE See's Candies Lollipops.

I hate people who say that they "hate fake people."

I love classical music.