Kev is Going to Hell

[kevstories]

So Kev and I were leaving Publix this morning before I went to church (he did not). I took my hand sanitizer out of my glove box and applied it to my hands. Kev asked why I was doing this so I told him that I found a kid crying by himself in the store because he had dropped his toy car while he was stranded in the cart. So I bent down and got it for him, but wanted to wash my hands because kids are dirty. His response?

"Fuck all that! I'm not gonna help out that little fucker if it's gonna get me sick. I'm not touching all that shit........Life's tough, wear a helmet."

Wow.