The time we played Royal St. Doo-doo

Mar 03, 2007 14:07

Kev had a sweet deal to play a course called Royal St. Augustine for $16 yesterday so we obviously went to play it. All we knew was that it was supposed to be a really difficult course. So we get there and words cannot explain how ridiculous this course was. It was by far the most difficult layout I have ever played. And to top that off, it was not visually appealing in any way. Very Random. Given this information, it should come as no surprise that Kev is not playing the best game of his life, and he is pissed.

"Royal St. Augustine??!! More like Royal Doo-Doo!!"

"What a freaking Circus-Carnival-Dogtrack!!!"

Kev is wearing purple shorts and a white short-sleeve turtle neck while yelling this. I am hysterical.

Long story short, we left after it took us 2 hours to play 5.5 holes due to the crazy amount of people out there. So we're leaving and dropping off the cart, when Kev says "Hold up." I knew something good was coming.

He leans over and writes on the scorecard "Shitty Course" and leaves it for the staff.

Amazing.
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