killing time before work
Two stolen surveys meshed together. Fill 'em out.
[1] What is your middle name? Michael
[2] What color is your mailbox? I forget, it's always covered with something
[3] Are you available? Yes, but I've decided I want to be single the rest of my life
[4] Have you ever hit a deer? No, only a bunny. I named him Thumper.
[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? Yes
[6] who are you talking to? No one
[7] Who checks the mail in your house? At home, my father. In Philly, usually me.
[8] Do you have a small driveway? wow, really exciting questions about driveways and mail
[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? No
[10] What do you do first in the morning? Groan, then piss
[11] What brand is your printer? HP PSC
[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people? Yes
[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly? It has some curl to it
[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher? Mrs. Leach
[16] Are you taller than your mother? Yes
[17] Do you have a favorite word? wayne
[18] Are you God? No, but I'm the right hand man to the big guy
[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart? Make a voodoo doll
[20] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? I enjoy fine point colored sharpies
[21] Does anything hurt on your body right now? My eyes, I could've slept longer
[22] Do you often cry during a movie? Not often, depends on my mood...i.e. I cried during Raising Helen last night
[25] Do you hate your life? Sometimes
[26] Do you get mad easily? Not mad, but annoyed
[27] Do you drink? Yes, though not heavily since my birthday. baaaad memory.
[28] What is your biggest pet peeve? Self-involvement
[30] Do any of your friends have kids? No
[32] Who should pay on the first date? I guess whoever is gonna be on top in the sex following
[33] How many years older than you are you willing to date? I don't care about age
[34] Do you have any friends? Yes...but Jan, you don't have any friends
[35] Do you have any mean friends? Yes
[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion? the muddy green color
[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand? Yes
[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously? No, I'd rather be more creative about killing myself
[40] Do you itch your ears? No
[42] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now? Not wearing jeans now, but they are typically from AE (I only like their jeans)
[43] How tall are you? 6'1"
[44] What is the closest green object? The border around my photo with Sasha
[45] What is on your feet? Socks and bedrooms slippers
[46] What are you listening to? Passions is on T.V....yeah yeah, there is NOTHING else on at 2 in the afternoon
[47] Where is your butt located? sitting on someone's face
[48] Do you want to have kids? No, I'd rather spend the money on other things
[49] What is the brightest color you're wearing? I'm in all blue right now...just call me Ina
[50] Who is the friend that you thought you would never have? David Ciganko
[51] Are you going to Homecoming? No, but can I drop a bucket of pigs blood onto the queen a la carrie?
[52] Whats your mothers middle name? Michael
[53] What is the closest picture of? There's so many on my photo wall above my desk
[54] Who has pink eye? yer mom?
[55] Do you like your dad? Yes, he is very wise
[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD? ones that I can think of off the top of my head, Golden Girls, SBTB (yes, every season including College Years and New Class), Will & Grace, Law & Order, Trial By Jury, Ellen (her 90s sitcom...hilarious), and DHW season one (I do not plan on buying season two)
[57] Are you wearing make up? only after midnight
[58] Do you have a tattoo? No
[61.] Do you know how to draw? I'm *okay, nothing like Mel
[63] Who is your hero? Idina Menzel. oommGGgg Idiinna oommgg!!!111!!
[64] Who did you last IM? I haven't been on AIM in forever
[65.] Do you work a lot of hours? it varies...my schedule is so sporadic...I love it
[66] What do you do when you are stressed out? eat carbs, or have alone time in my room (which my roomies can't seem to understand)
[67] Who was the last person that called you? lots of texts today, but last phone call was with Le Bus (ASSHOLES)
[68] Is there anything you regret? maybe only never learning how to play an instrument
[69] Do you know where your family name originated from? Poland, Germany, and the Ukraine
[70] Is there an animal that creeps you out? Oprah Winfrey
[71] What is your current myspace song? hmmm, lemme check..."Let Go" frou fou
[72] What is your favorite board game? Candyland
[73] What is your favorite color? blue and black
[74] Is anyone mad at you? oh I'm sure. probably Le Bus
[75] What languages do you speak? English and French, and black folk occassionally
001. When's the last time you ran?
I ran from the mailbox back to my house this morning
002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Only one pair, and I bought them that way
003. What are you dreading right now?
Nothing really...
004. Do you celebrate 4/20?:
Only with Eden and Pedro
005. What is your favorite color?
blue and black
006. What is your favorite number?
2
007. When was your last doctors visit?
can't remember
008. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
I try
009. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
depends
010. "First Loves Are Never Over" is this true for you?
fuck love
011. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back?
No
012. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would they find you wearing?
my blue ensemble, as McClure's friends think it is the only think I wear
013. Who was your last kiss? Was it good?
My mom, and I don't rate her kisses
014. Have you ever been on your schools track team?
I would rather be at the all-you-can-eat asian buffet
015. Do you own a pair of Converse?
Yes, one
016. Who did you cut and paste this survey from?
Kati
017. Do you eat raw cookie dough?
Yes, it's too good not to
018. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Yes, back when I was a fatty and would get vending machine food EVERY day
019. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by over playin them?
Yes...like that Xmas one about shoes and mommy...sad, but overplayed and now I hate it
020. Would you rather them play the whole video or just a clip of it on TRL?
what's TRL?
021. Do you watch Trading Spaces?
used to, only to make fun of Paige Davis before she got fired
022. How do you eat oreos?
I deep fry them
023. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone to sign in?
that was high school
024. Are you cocky?
I try not to be, it's a big turnoff
030. Could you live without a computer?
only if everyone else did
031. Do you wear your shoes in the house?
bedroom slippers always
033. At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
I dunno what age, but I found his cookies and reindeer carrots in the trash can one xmas morning
034. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
here in Philly, we just all use our cell phones
035. What do you do when you're sad?
sing, sleep, color, watch a movie
036. Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
that homeless loser that yelled at me on the street
037. Last time you saw your best friend?
this past weekend in the city :)
038. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd like a tad more muscle
039. Last movie you rented?
Wild Things 3: Diamonds in the Rough
040. Who/What sleeps with you every night?
small children
041. How many times have you been pulled over?
once, in delaware...yet another reason to hate that state
042. Pancakes or French toast?
pancake house's apple pancake
043. How do you like your eggs?
over easy, fried. but I go weak for eggwhite omelettes
044. Are you in high school?
no, it's been about 5 years EEP
045. Is anyone on your bad side right now?
A few are teetering
046. What jewelry are you wearing?
my high school ring
045. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
check my email
048. Do you own any TV seasons on DVD?
see survey above
49. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
YES
050. How do most people spell your name?
Kevin
051. Do you wear your boy/girlfriends clothes?
well I once stole my wife's CANADA sweatshirt. it just looked too good. "what am I supposed to wear?"
053. What do you do before you sleep every night?
usually watch t.v. or read...I NEED to start HP6, I fail
054. What was the first movie that gave you nightmares?
Psycho...my parents exposed me to inappropriate movies at an early age
055. Who's your favorite celebrity couple?
idina menzel and taye diggs. like omg.
056. Favorite 80's teen movie?
the labyrinth...oh kati I agree
57. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
I'm jealous Justin is boinking Cameron...she's so hot.
058. Do you know anyone who wasn't born in the United States?
yeah, family I guess
059. Favorite name for a boy?
Jamal, Nagir, and Terrell...Johnson
060. Will you keep your last name when you get married?
blah
061. Your favorite restaurant you don't get to eat at much?
Sam's, Asian Bistro...time to go back!
062. When is the last time you left your house?
this morning, but only for a brief moment
63. Do you buy your own school supplies?
I buy everything these days unfortunately
064. Do you already have your school supplies for next semester?
I'm not in school currently
065. Have you ever cursed at a teacher?
No, just rolled my eyes and get sassy
066. How do you eat your steak?
medium, but I don't eat steak anymore
068. How do you get to school?
on my broomstick
070. What noise do you hear?
Full House, my next t.v. venture after Passions
071. Would you survive in prison?
If they let me cook scrambled eggs and oatmush for my fellow inmates
072. Next concert you hope to go to?
not a concert, but I'm seeing Boys from Syracuse at Center Stage tomorrow
073. What was the last thing you ate?
stiry fry and cake
074. When was the last time you said I love you and meant it?
probably to my mom
075. Who is the youngest in your family?
Sasha, though she has her second birthday this Christmas
076. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would be most likely to overpack?
Annalisa
077. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
yes, plenty
078. How many sylables does your name have?
2
079. What does your license plate say?
DVA, but I always count it as DIVA
080. When is the last time you ate peanut butter?
it's been a looooong time
081. What service is your cell phone?
Verizon
082. What's for dinner?
I already ate dinner
083. What's the last thing you purchased?
show tickets
084. Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
don't have any
085. Where is your cell phone?
on the dresser
086. Is your phone on vibrate or ring?
vibrate most of the time
087. What brand is your pants right now?
GAP
088. Ever been to Georgia?
no, and if I went it would only be for Paula Deen's restuarant
089 Did you have breakfast this morning?
yes, well coffee
090. Do you like marshmallows?
does the pop poop in the woods?
091. What irritates you most on the internet?
worthless MySpace bulletins
92. What brand is your digital camera?
it's called plastic disposable
093. Do you watch movies with your parents?
yes, with my mom...my dad always falls asleep
094. Do you wear short shorts?
I haven't worn shorts for two years
095. Do you think you could be pregnant?
yes, Harvey Fierstein is the father
096. What song best describes your life right now?
"Come out of the Dumpster," the wedding singer lol
097 do you own expensive perfumes?
Only one
098. What is your favorite animal?
any fat lazy pug, but my cat is just lovely
099. Are you taking college classes?
if I go to grad school
100. Do your parents know you curse?
I tend to watch my mouth around them
101. Do they care?
no, I'm an adult
102. Did you see Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle?
no
103. Have you ever been to White Castle?
no
104. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone?
even if I'm with someone, I like sleeping alone. ah well.
105. Do you like the Phillies?
I'm genuinely honestly guessing that they are our baseball team, I always forget
106. Do you like sushi?
Yes, had it the other night
107. Do you get your hair cut every month?
No, but I just got it cut yesterday
108. Have you ever made out in front of your parents?
onstage I gave a blowjob in a three-men threesome in front of my parents. 'nuf said.
[1] What is your middle name? Michael
[2] What color is your mailbox? I forget, it's always covered with something
[3] Are you available? Yes, but I've decided I want to be single the rest of my life
[4] Have you ever hit a deer? No, only a bunny. I named him Thumper.
[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? Yes
[6] who are you talking to? No one
[7] Who checks the mail in your house? At home, my father. In Philly, usually me.
[8] Do you have a small driveway? wow, really exciting questions about driveways and mail
[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? No
[10] What do you do first in the morning? Groan, then piss
[11] What brand is your printer? HP PSC
[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people? Yes
[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly? It has some curl to it
[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher? Mrs. Leach
[16] Are you taller than your mother? Yes
[17] Do you have a favorite word? wayne
[18] Are you God? No, but I'm the right hand man to the big guy
[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart? Make a voodoo doll
[20] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? I enjoy fine point colored sharpies
[21] Does anything hurt on your body right now? My eyes, I could've slept longer
[22] Do you often cry during a movie? Not often, depends on my mood...i.e. I cried during Raising Helen last night
[25] Do you hate your life? Sometimes
[26] Do you get mad easily? Not mad, but annoyed
[27] Do you drink? Yes, though not heavily since my birthday. baaaad memory.
[28] What is your biggest pet peeve? Self-involvement
[30] Do any of your friends have kids? No
[32] Who should pay on the first date? I guess whoever is gonna be on top in the sex following
[33] How many years older than you are you willing to date? I don't care about age
[34] Do you have any friends? Yes...but Jan, you don't have any friends
[35] Do you have any mean friends? Yes
[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion? the muddy green color
[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand? Yes
[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously? No, I'd rather be more creative about killing myself
[40] Do you itch your ears? No
[42] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now? Not wearing jeans now, but they are typically from AE (I only like their jeans)
[43] How tall are you? 6'1"
[44] What is the closest green object? The border around my photo with Sasha
[45] What is on your feet? Socks and bedrooms slippers
[46] What are you listening to? Passions is on T.V....yeah yeah, there is NOTHING else on at 2 in the afternoon
[47] Where is your butt located? sitting on someone's face
[48] Do you want to have kids? No, I'd rather spend the money on other things
[49] What is the brightest color you're wearing? I'm in all blue right now...just call me Ina
[50] Who is the friend that you thought you would never have? David Ciganko
[51] Are you going to Homecoming? No, but can I drop a bucket of pigs blood onto the queen a la carrie?
[52] Whats your mothers middle name? Michael
[53] What is the closest picture of? There's so many on my photo wall above my desk
[54] Who has pink eye? yer mom?
[55] Do you like your dad? Yes, he is very wise
[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD? ones that I can think of off the top of my head, Golden Girls, SBTB (yes, every season including College Years and New Class), Will & Grace, Law & Order, Trial By Jury, Ellen (her 90s sitcom...hilarious), and DHW season one (I do not plan on buying season two)
[57] Are you wearing make up? only after midnight
[58] Do you have a tattoo? No
[61.] Do you know how to draw? I'm *okay, nothing like Mel
[63] Who is your hero? Idina Menzel. oommGGgg Idiinna oommgg!!!111!!
[64] Who did you last IM? I haven't been on AIM in forever
[65.] Do you work a lot of hours? it varies...my schedule is so sporadic...I love it
[66] What do you do when you are stressed out? eat carbs, or have alone time in my room (which my roomies can't seem to understand)
[67] Who was the last person that called you? lots of texts today, but last phone call was with Le Bus (ASSHOLES)
[68] Is there anything you regret? maybe only never learning how to play an instrument
[69] Do you know where your family name originated from? Poland, Germany, and the Ukraine
[70] Is there an animal that creeps you out? Oprah Winfrey
[71] What is your current myspace song? hmmm, lemme check..."Let Go" frou fou
[72] What is your favorite board game? Candyland
[73] What is your favorite color? blue and black
[74] Is anyone mad at you? oh I'm sure. probably Le Bus
[75] What languages do you speak? English and French, and black folk occassionally
001. When's the last time you ran?
I ran from the mailbox back to my house this morning
002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Only one pair, and I bought them that way
003. What are you dreading right now?
Nothing really...
004. Do you celebrate 4/20?:
Only with Eden and Pedro
005. What is your favorite color?
blue and black
006. What is your favorite number?
2
007. When was your last doctors visit?
can't remember
008. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
I try
009. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
depends
010. "First Loves Are Never Over" is this true for you?
fuck love
011. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back?
No
012. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would they find you wearing?
my blue ensemble, as McClure's friends think it is the only think I wear
013. Who was your last kiss? Was it good?
My mom, and I don't rate her kisses
014. Have you ever been on your schools track team?
I would rather be at the all-you-can-eat asian buffet
015. Do you own a pair of Converse?
Yes, one
016. Who did you cut and paste this survey from?
Kati
017. Do you eat raw cookie dough?
Yes, it's too good not to
018. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Yes, back when I was a fatty and would get vending machine food EVERY day
019. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by over playin them?
Yes...like that Xmas one about shoes and mommy...sad, but overplayed and now I hate it
020. Would you rather them play the whole video or just a clip of it on TRL?
what's TRL?
021. Do you watch Trading Spaces?
used to, only to make fun of Paige Davis before she got fired
022. How do you eat oreos?
I deep fry them
023. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone to sign in?
that was high school
024. Are you cocky?
I try not to be, it's a big turnoff
030. Could you live without a computer?
only if everyone else did
031. Do you wear your shoes in the house?
bedroom slippers always
033. At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
I dunno what age, but I found his cookies and reindeer carrots in the trash can one xmas morning
034. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
here in Philly, we just all use our cell phones
035. What do you do when you're sad?
sing, sleep, color, watch a movie
036. Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
that homeless loser that yelled at me on the street
037. Last time you saw your best friend?
this past weekend in the city :)
038. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd like a tad more muscle
039. Last movie you rented?
Wild Things 3: Diamonds in the Rough
040. Who/What sleeps with you every night?
small children
041. How many times have you been pulled over?
once, in delaware...yet another reason to hate that state
042. Pancakes or French toast?
pancake house's apple pancake
043. How do you like your eggs?
over easy, fried. but I go weak for eggwhite omelettes
044. Are you in high school?
no, it's been about 5 years EEP
045. Is anyone on your bad side right now?
A few are teetering
046. What jewelry are you wearing?
my high school ring
045. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
check my email
048. Do you own any TV seasons on DVD?
see survey above
49. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
YES
050. How do most people spell your name?
Kevin
051. Do you wear your boy/girlfriends clothes?
well I once stole my wife's CANADA sweatshirt. it just looked too good. "what am I supposed to wear?"
053. What do you do before you sleep every night?
usually watch t.v. or read...I NEED to start HP6, I fail
054. What was the first movie that gave you nightmares?
Psycho...my parents exposed me to inappropriate movies at an early age
055. Who's your favorite celebrity couple?
idina menzel and taye diggs. like omg.
056. Favorite 80's teen movie?
the labyrinth...oh kati I agree
57. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
I'm jealous Justin is boinking Cameron...she's so hot.
058. Do you know anyone who wasn't born in the United States?
yeah, family I guess
059. Favorite name for a boy?
Jamal, Nagir, and Terrell...Johnson
060. Will you keep your last name when you get married?
blah
061. Your favorite restaurant you don't get to eat at much?
Sam's, Asian Bistro...time to go back!
062. When is the last time you left your house?
this morning, but only for a brief moment
63. Do you buy your own school supplies?
I buy everything these days unfortunately
064. Do you already have your school supplies for next semester?
I'm not in school currently
065. Have you ever cursed at a teacher?
No, just rolled my eyes and get sassy
066. How do you eat your steak?
medium, but I don't eat steak anymore
068. How do you get to school?
on my broomstick
070. What noise do you hear?
Full House, my next t.v. venture after Passions
071. Would you survive in prison?
If they let me cook scrambled eggs and oatmush for my fellow inmates
072. Next concert you hope to go to?
not a concert, but I'm seeing Boys from Syracuse at Center Stage tomorrow
073. What was the last thing you ate?
stiry fry and cake
074. When was the last time you said I love you and meant it?
probably to my mom
075. Who is the youngest in your family?
Sasha, though she has her second birthday this Christmas
076. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would be most likely to overpack?
Annalisa
077. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
yes, plenty
078. How many sylables does your name have?
2
079. What does your license plate say?
DVA, but I always count it as DIVA
080. When is the last time you ate peanut butter?
it's been a looooong time
081. What service is your cell phone?
Verizon
082. What's for dinner?
I already ate dinner
083. What's the last thing you purchased?
show tickets
084. Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
don't have any
085. Where is your cell phone?
on the dresser
086. Is your phone on vibrate or ring?
vibrate most of the time
087. What brand is your pants right now?
GAP
088. Ever been to Georgia?
no, and if I went it would only be for Paula Deen's restuarant
089 Did you have breakfast this morning?
yes, well coffee
090. Do you like marshmallows?
does the pop poop in the woods?
091. What irritates you most on the internet?
worthless MySpace bulletins
92. What brand is your digital camera?
it's called plastic disposable
093. Do you watch movies with your parents?
yes, with my mom...my dad always falls asleep
094. Do you wear short shorts?
I haven't worn shorts for two years
095. Do you think you could be pregnant?
yes, Harvey Fierstein is the father
096. What song best describes your life right now?
"Come out of the Dumpster," the wedding singer lol
097 do you own expensive perfumes?
Only one
098. What is your favorite animal?
any fat lazy pug, but my cat is just lovely
099. Are you taking college classes?
if I go to grad school
100. Do your parents know you curse?
I tend to watch my mouth around them
101. Do they care?
no, I'm an adult
102. Did you see Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle?
no
103. Have you ever been to White Castle?
no
104. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone?
even if I'm with someone, I like sleeping alone. ah well.
105. Do you like the Phillies?
I'm genuinely honestly guessing that they are our baseball team, I always forget
106. Do you like sushi?
Yes, had it the other night
107. Do you get your hair cut every month?
No, but I just got it cut yesterday
108. Have you ever made out in front of your parents?
onstage I gave a blowjob in a three-men threesome in front of my parents. 'nuf said.