After a brief month-long holiday to Europe, I have returned refreshed, reinvigorated, and rested. Unfortunately, I did not make a lesson plan for my Summer courses. Then, an ingenious idea--my anthropology syllabus for the summer would be as follows: Every student must buy a copy of my book, "On the Expensive-Tissue Hypothesis: Independent Support from Highly Encephalized Fish." Forgiving the fact that it has very little to do with anthropology, each student must read it and come to class every other day ready to take a test on it. After said test, class will be dismissed and I will drink myself to sleep. It's worked out well so far this semester, and the lack of class prep time has given me time to start working on another book, this go-around being more anthropology-based. Actually, even better. It's an autobiography mixed with new anthropological ideas and hypotheses. Tentative title for the book is "101 Recipes for Delicious Stews, and the Life and Times of Kevin Wincloud, Famous Anthropologist" by Kevin Wincloud, Famous Anthropologist.
Good news and bad news. Since I find it's always good to break the bad news first, here goes. Katy "GeoffreytheGiraffe" Daniel is no longer my fan club president. In fact, Kevin Wincloud's Junior Anthropologists exists no longer. I know, I'm sorry kids. All membership dues will be returned to faithful members. However, the good news rose from the ashes of the club much like a phoenix rising from the ashes of itself. There is a new, FREE fanclub for me and my work. Having put our past differences behind us, Mike "CoolMike" Troxell and I have put our past differences behind us. This has allowed us to put our past differences behind us and form the new fanclub, with Mike as the sexy and studly president.
To join the fanclub, you must be a member of the Xangas. The link to the new, official fanclub (for free, no less) is
here. Please join and show your support for all of us in the Kevin Wincloud Anthropology Syndicate.
Save the Africanized Killer Bee.
Love,
Kevin