Jun 17, 2005 10:09
1) Southern Accents (and usually the people that speak with them)
2) Lazy parents who yell at their kids from across the room because they're too lazy to actually do anything (and who are usually guilty of number 1).
3) The way a trifold wallet bends money.
4) NASCAR (obviously somewhat associated with number 1, and probably number 2).
5) Soap operas.
6) 99% of cable news.
7) Professional Wrestling (again...supports number 1).
8) People who use wheelchairs for the sole reason that they are too fat to walk.
9) The sound of a woman's voice who has been smoking for a minimum of 10 years.
10) People who walk around, talking on their cell phone, using that damned walkie-talkie feature. What the hell is the advantage of that!?!
11) People who walk around, talking on their cell phone, using the little earpiece microphone thingy. They look like they're talking to themselves!
12) Shoes that frequently become untied.
13) Will Smith's rapping career.
14) Texas.
15) Couples consisting of a women of 250 plus pounds and a dude who's about a buck ten (see numbers 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 14).
I'm sure I will think of some other stuff to add soon.