I am certainly not the only one...
We all work, it's the way it is. But not me. Well, shouldn't be me anyway. I deserve free money. I think that I do a lot of work, but I am not properly compensated for it. Like throwing away my trash. If I threw my wrapper on the floor like normal, some other guy gets his 5.75/hr to pick it up, but wheres my 34 cents when I do it?
And how about when I hold the elevator the the overweight guy in the short-sleeved button up with the egg-stained tie? If I hadn't held the lift for him, he would have been forced to salk up those 3 sets of stairs, and while finishing his 2nd meat-normous sandwich (TM of Burger King and it's associates,) would have had a complete cardio-infarction, resulting in him falling down the stairs clutching his hammy chest, fracturing several bones, and creating quite a dilemma for the EMT's on scene. All that plus Hospital bills and etc? I think I would be rather generous to only charge him 500$ for my time, but I guess he didn't feel the same way. You've never heard such whining when I handed him my time-sheet and payment plan brochure.
That does it, I'm never helping anyone ever again.
And how about when I hold the elevator the the overweight guy in the short-sleeved button up with the egg-stained tie? If I hadn't held the lift for him, he would have been forced to salk up those 3 sets of stairs, and while finishing his 2nd meat-normous sandwich (TM of Burger King and it's associates,) would have had a complete cardio-infarction, resulting in him falling down the stairs clutching his hammy chest, fracturing several bones, and creating quite a dilemma for the EMT's on scene. All that plus Hospital bills and etc? I think I would be rather generous to only charge him 500$ for my time, but I guess he didn't feel the same way. You've never heard such whining when I handed him my time-sheet and payment plan brochure.
That does it, I'm never helping anyone ever again.