Ouchers

May 28, 2005 01:10

I am bleeding from five different wounds that I have aquired all in the past two days. These superficial wounds don't bother me though. I can't worry about them, because all of my attention is drawn to my groin. Where, I have come down with the worst case of moving crotch in my life. Six weeks of pushing carts did not yeild a case of Fred Meyer crotch that could hold a candle to what I've got in my pants right now. If I hadn't sold my camera, you would be looking at a picture of it right now. Because let me tell you, it is unfair that I am the only one gets to see this.

The pain I will be going through for the next week waiting for this to disipate will probably be worth all the good karma I earned today.
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