studio update #1
-10:10 a.m.: began working on album's cover art. note to self= google image search for 'fist' brings up questionable pornographic imagery. ew.
-10:14 a.m.: contemplate the problem of my family thinking im homosexual by releasing this homo-erotic male-based anthem of a cd.
10:15 a.m.: who cares.
10:27 a.m.: contemplate briefly why hours and minutes are counted by 60's. develop an evil plot to reclaim the 40's of our lives that have gone un-noticed.
10:31: realize i am drunk, and stop contemplating. finish the album cover, and laugh heartily.
10:32: think that the album might offend some women.
10:33: decide that it will DEFINATLY offend women.
10:34: pat myself on the back for setting women's lib back 10 years in a single stupid drunk decision.
10:33: clock needs new batteries. putting on pants, to go to pik n save and get some batteries, cause my clock has frozen at 10:33
10:33: contemplate writing an episode of quantum leap where his clock runs out of batteries, and he has a hard time finding AAA's in the 1920's.
10:33: out of beer. pick up some cheap beer at the store.
10:33: clock still hasn't moved. clock that isn't moving is more entertaining than recording the new cd.
10:33: god gave rock and roll to you. put on pants. leaving...NOW.
11:08: im home now. i bought my weekly issue of "weekly world news" and some diet pepsi...but i accidentally switched carts with someone while i was in the store. this cart i obtained, while it LOOKED identical to mine, it had a case of miller lite on the bottom. it was obstructed from my view by the shepard newspaper i had. a nice old lady notified me of it, and laughed nervously along with me as i explained that i wasn't trying to steal beer.
11:10: im pissed, because i WAS stealing beer. I was out of the store, and an employee on her break noticed it. bitch.
11:22: finalize cd track list. it now goes:
1.morning train
2.hey mr destiny!
3.red eye conflict
4.over the top
5.40 days and 40 fights
6.god gave rock and roll to you
11:24: get the shivers, realizing im the last bastian of hope milwaukee's desolate "music scene" will ever have.
11:25: decide that an analogy describing me as milwaukee's "message in a bottle" would be more appropriate.
11:26: remember the only people who read this are scene-stalkers and underage buttfaces.
11:27: im gonna play halo2 now. instead of reading this, maybe you should be playing video games or doing homework or something. who knows.
-10:14 a.m.: contemplate the problem of my family thinking im homosexual by releasing this homo-erotic male-based anthem of a cd.
10:15 a.m.: who cares.
10:27 a.m.: contemplate briefly why hours and minutes are counted by 60's. develop an evil plot to reclaim the 40's of our lives that have gone un-noticed.
10:31: realize i am drunk, and stop contemplating. finish the album cover, and laugh heartily.
10:32: think that the album might offend some women.
10:33: decide that it will DEFINATLY offend women.
10:34: pat myself on the back for setting women's lib back 10 years in a single stupid drunk decision.
10:33: clock needs new batteries. putting on pants, to go to pik n save and get some batteries, cause my clock has frozen at 10:33
10:33: contemplate writing an episode of quantum leap where his clock runs out of batteries, and he has a hard time finding AAA's in the 1920's.
10:33: out of beer. pick up some cheap beer at the store.
10:33: clock still hasn't moved. clock that isn't moving is more entertaining than recording the new cd.
10:33: god gave rock and roll to you. put on pants. leaving...NOW.
11:08: im home now. i bought my weekly issue of "weekly world news" and some diet pepsi...but i accidentally switched carts with someone while i was in the store. this cart i obtained, while it LOOKED identical to mine, it had a case of miller lite on the bottom. it was obstructed from my view by the shepard newspaper i had. a nice old lady notified me of it, and laughed nervously along with me as i explained that i wasn't trying to steal beer.
11:10: im pissed, because i WAS stealing beer. I was out of the store, and an employee on her break noticed it. bitch.
11:22: finalize cd track list. it now goes:
1.morning train
2.hey mr destiny!
3.red eye conflict
4.over the top
5.40 days and 40 fights
6.god gave rock and roll to you
11:24: get the shivers, realizing im the last bastian of hope milwaukee's desolate "music scene" will ever have.
11:25: decide that an analogy describing me as milwaukee's "message in a bottle" would be more appropriate.
11:26: remember the only people who read this are scene-stalkers and underage buttfaces.
11:27: im gonna play halo2 now. instead of reading this, maybe you should be playing video games or doing homework or something. who knows.