I'm smelly all over again...

[kevinbriggs]

... and I gave liz my last towel because I couldn't fit it in my bag. smart. S-M-O-R-T. No worries though, my laudry is drying as we speak. Then I can take a shower and be un-stinky. Or as un-stinky as I get anyways. So, here is where I give the top ten reasons I loved leave, in as best an order I can put them in

Comments

[aphroditex17]

In response to #5: don't ever do that to me again. I know it happens... I'm cool with that. But one more comment like that and I'm gonna have to bring up the birth-in-reverse story. NO THANKS. BARF.
Also, I'll tell Mike and Josh how great it was for you, too.

Love you like I love peanut butter.

[kevinbriggs]

ok, well the birth-in-reverse is the worst threat you can throw at me, not only is it just plain disgusting but it makes me feel inadequate in a conviluted sort of way. so, in the future there will be no mention of my ever having sex. except that i did. while i was home. oh wait, that's right, you know because I ditched you at the bar to go do it. how many times am I going to get the chance to say that I went out with my ex-wife, had some drinks, and left her at the bar while I took some other girl home?! that should be on one of those mastercard commercials or whatever that end with the word priceless. except, i felt really bad about it. so sorry. but I had to say it one last time before I wasn't allowed to talk about it anymore, if only for the sheer comedic value. ok I'm done.

[kevinbriggs]

and yes, i know, i misspelled convoluted.

[aphroditex17]

"I went out with my ex-wife, had some drinks, and left her at the bar while I took some other girl home?!"

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[crystalbristol]

that is the most hilarious thing ever.

EVER.

[kevinbriggs]

you should have been there! it would have been great! i wish i could have met you while i was home.... that's some bullshit.