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so today didnt go as bad as i thought it would. i didnt do so hot on my math test but im pretty sure i did most excellent on my chemistry test.
i found out i got a 60 on my history test so thats always cool. don't have any homework tonight so thats pretty sweet so im kinda bored tho.
just a little something for St. Patrick's Day
Two more days
As the "High Holy" day drawers near...let us take some time to reflect:
Being Irish means...
* you will never play professional basketball
* you swear very well
* at least one of your cousins holds political office
* you think you sing very well
* you have no idea how to make a long story short
* you are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf.....hmmm that explains a lot lol
* there isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing
someone
* much of your food was boiled
* you have never hit your head on the ceiling
* you spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling
* you're strangely poetic after a few beers
* you're poetic a lot
* you will be punched for no good reason...a lot
* some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations
* your sister will punch you because your brother punched her
* many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary...and one is Mary
Catherine Elizabeth
* someone in your family is incredibly cheap
* it is more than likely you
* you don't know the words but that doesn't stop you from singing
* you can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start
talking
* "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge"
* you're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in
talent, you make up for in frequency
* there wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last
kegger party
* you are, or know someone, named "Murph" AH MURPH!!! LOL
* if you don't know Murph, then you know "Mac"
* if you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know "Sully"
* you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy
* you are genetically incapable of keeping a secret
* your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local
emergency room
and last but not least... Being Irish means...
* your attention span is so short that---oh, forget it.
Enjoy your St. Patrick's Day!!