May 28, 2002 12:50
1. What's your name: Kevin
2. What do you wish your name was, insead: I feel quaint with my name
3. How are you: wet
4. Would you ever eat sushi?: Yes
5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body?: perhaps
6. Have you considered homosexuality?: i consider it, but not for myself.
7. What's your sexual preference?: well, i guess on top, cuz then i get to do push ups too.
8. What were you in a past life?: I dont believe in past lives
9. I punch you. Quick, what do you do?: Hey now, i dont even know you. Why you punching me?
10. When confronted with Britney Spears, you..?: I wouldnt be confronted with her.
11. What's your favorite coffee?: I like them all.
12. What's your political perspective?: I am technically a democrat, but the whole political system is corrupt.
13. Are you my Angel?: First you punch me, then u ask if im your angel?
14. Do you consider yourself a poet?: i have a poetic hand if i endeavor
15. What do you wanna be when you grow up?: Hah. You have nooo idea.
16. There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do?: Well, it's probably me, so nothing.
17. How stupid do you think you are?: im not as thick as some people think i can be based on my approach occasionally, I really can be on the ball, but sometimes i just dont care.
18. How stupid do other people think you are?: really depends on the person. There are many really stupid people. Oh, i could talk about my work now for hours, but i wont.
19. Who the hell do you think you are?: Your asking for it buddy. First you punch me, then you ask if i'm your angel, then u ask if i think im stupid, ahh all these mixed signals. Come out and show yourself, fool.
20. Is the Wonderbra good or bad?: It doesnt fit comfortably
22. What's your favorite fruit?: ummmm, strawberries.
23. Can you feel the love tonight?: what love?
24. On a nude beach, you would...?: leave
25. Make up a story with yourself, a bridge, and a rabbit: I was standing on a bridge with a rabbit. The End.
26. What do you think about contemporary art?: i like old art better. stuff from the gotic period and the rennesaince were nice.
27. Do you like being naked?: if nobodys around yes
28. If we had proof god didn't exist, what would happen?: people would still believe while other people would run a mock
29. Do you enjoy cheeze whiz?: no way
30. What's your position on virginity?: virgins dont get in those positions, they are virgins.
31. On civil unions: no comment
32. On RuPaul: no comment, well, dress like a man if you are one.
33. On mosquito bites: they itch
34. On bad sitcoms: they dont exist in my head because i only watch things i enjoy
35. On Fran Drescher: she's the nanny
36. Are you left handed or right handed?: i was born right handed, until i realized my left hand worked better.
37. Are you smart?: i think so.
38. What's your middle name?: Micheal
39. How many personalities do you have?: depends on my mood
40. How many piercing do you have?: 0/100
41. What was your first word?: chocolate, nah i think it was "bah" meaning bottle
42. Are you superstitious?: no
43. Do you read your horoscope?: no
44. Do you believe in that stuff?: no
45. Can you do a cartwheel?: sorta
46. Do you have contact lenses?: no
47. Do you have a retainer or braces?: no
48. Can you drive?: yes
50. Do you drool in your sleep?: only if i am sick
51.Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: lick
52. Do you keep a journal?: not usually
53. Do you like onions?: cooked or with my burgers, yes
54. Do you like cotton candy?: no
55. What instruments can you play?: i used to play trumpet, and im slowly learning the guitar.
56. Do you like to dance?: if u call jumping up and down while moving your head forward and backwards, dancing, then yes.
57. Do you like to sing?: yes, not like i can though
58. Are you any good at it?: no
59. Do you like to talk on the phone?: to a few ppl
60. Do you like where you live?: no
61. Are you organized?: at work, very, at home no.
62. Do you sleep with socks on?: no
63. Are you shy?: sometimes
64. Do you talk to yourself?: all the time. what do you mean all the time? i mean all the time. oh shut up, no you shut up. AHHHHH. stop screaming. I CANT. why? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. really? YES. im sorry. me too. awww, feel the love. i feel it too.
65. Are you a morning person?: no
66. Are you a virgin?: yes
67. Are you proud of that?: yes
68. Do you believe in reincarnation?: i used to
69. Do you believe in God?: yes
70. Do you believe in ghosts?: sprits, maybe, but not ghosts
71. Do you believe in bigfoot?: no
72. How old do you wish you were?: im ok being 20, age dont matter.
73. What will you name your daughter?: sparticus 1
74. Son?: sparticus 2.
75. Have you ever thought you were gonna die?: yes.
76. Where do you wanna go?: i want to stay sane