If Eminem Can, Why Can't I

[kev0thegreat]

Soo most the guys call me kevin
my mom had me down at the 7/11
some of the guys think im pretty cool
and when i walk by all the girls drool

Soo you mightve heard that im the best in the west,
maybe even the best in the south,
if you dont treat me with right ill punch you in the mouth

*grabs huge gold chain*

Grew up listenin to 50 cent
but listenin didnt pay no rent
so i went on the streets and started rappin
but i went in my pocket and didnt have a map in
there so i ended up gettin lost in the hood
and came out lookin whiter than tiger woods

I kept gettin whiter and whiter
my power grew mighteir and mightier
until i bought a house i called neverland
i lost all of my loyal fans
when i said i was Michael Jackson
they told me to hang it up, i was done