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Sep 26, 2005 21:15

Since my journal has officially been pimped by Evan i go to thinking what else they could pimp and we at pelham highschool came up with this...

PIMP MY FOOTBALL TEAM
Turning even the worst of teams like good ole Grissom High into the most crunk team out there
An ordinary padded ugly orange helmet would become a sparkly masterpiece with racing stripes, HDTV's, Surround Sound, and luxurious leather padding.

The water bottles wouldnt just sit on the bench, theyd be laser activated and spray water into your mouth while you sit on a Lazy-boy with a waterfall on both sides

Your sucky fourfingered quaterback would turn into Peyton Manning, your reciever to Randy Moss, and your running back the huge, strong, fast, and very good looking Kevin Rose.

And those girls you call cheerleaders, why theyd turn into Summer Stamps and have the most beautiful eyeys in the world *bats eyelashes*

And finally, your football has officially been pimped.
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