How do I love thee, new purse? Let me count the ways.
I have never bought a purse before. Never. This is the first purse I have ever purchased.
Why? Because the last time I went clothes shopping, which was in December, I saw it and liked it. But it was $50 dollars, and I couldn't justify spending that kind of money on a purse.
But today, when I went jeans shopping (because yesterday at work the only pair of jeans that still fits me ripped down the crotch) I saw it in a pile of clearance items. It was $10. Ten dollars, for the most grown-up purse I have ever owned.
IT MATCHES MY SHOES. MY GOD, I'M AN ADULT NOW.
My mother is going to cry when she sees this.