Today in my inbox, amid a huge number of Viagra spam emails, I saw one with the subject line "Fear the measuring tape no longer!" I initially thought it was a Viagra spam too, and wondered if there was really anyone out there who actually whipped out a measuring tape in bed to make sure their partner...umm...measured up.
That got me thinking about one of the most hilarious souvenirs anyone has ever bought me. On one of
beanrua's trips to England, she found a small measuring tape advertising the London Underground. It says "Size Matters...Underground" and goes up to about 20 inches. (20? Ouch!)
Alas, the email turned out to be a st00pid diet ad, but for a moment I was highly amused.