Blue Jeans Rant
Dear Right Wrong Fit Jeans,
Why are you crap?
You are, currently, the newest pair of jeans in my wardrobe. You are also the most expensive pair of jeans in my wardrobe. Why then, pray tell, are you so threadbare that I can see right through you if I hold you up to the light? And how about this little hole by the back pocket?
I won't even go into the fact that you have so much spandex that you balloon from MySize to MySize+4 every time I wear you for more than five minutes, or the fact that your zipper became defective within a few weeks of purchase. Obviously, every woman wants to pay mumbletymumble dollars for a pair of jeans that insists upon flashing her undies to the general public if she forgets to use a safety pin!
I am not having these issues with the five-year-old $20 jeans from Target, or from the Old Navy jeans I got from a friend, or that silly pair of mom jeans from Kohl's. Nope, this is all you. WTF is your problem?
No love,
Red 2
Why are you crap?
You are, currently, the newest pair of jeans in my wardrobe. You are also the most expensive pair of jeans in my wardrobe. Why then, pray tell, are you so threadbare that I can see right through you if I hold you up to the light? And how about this little hole by the back pocket?
I won't even go into the fact that you have so much spandex that you balloon from MySize to MySize+4 every time I wear you for more than five minutes, or the fact that your zipper became defective within a few weeks of purchase. Obviously, every woman wants to pay mumbletymumble dollars for a pair of jeans that insists upon flashing her undies to the general public if she forgets to use a safety pin!
I am not having these issues with the five-year-old $20 jeans from Target, or from the Old Navy jeans I got from a friend, or that silly pair of mom jeans from Kohl's. Nope, this is all you. WTF is your problem?
No love,
Red 2