Dear Body,
For the love of $deity. This morning, you were not hungry when you were at home. You know, that place where the food is? Now that you are at work, you are hungry. Except it's too early for lunch and the junk food in the machine is all overpriced and most of it is crappy.
Let me guess. When lunchtime rolls around, you're going to fool me into thinking you're hungry, convince me to nuke my lunch, then decide it's awful and not eat it. Amirite?
Ur doin it rong.
No love,
Me
Let me guess. When lunchtime rolls around, you're going to fool me into thinking you're hungry, convince me to nuke my lunch, then decide it's awful and not eat it. Amirite?
Ur doin it rong.
No love,
Me