May 11, 2005 02:28
You know what's great?
When people reiterate the EXACT SAME THING YOU TOLD THEM MONTHS AGO, and use it on YOU, and act as if they thought it up themselves...and they always manage to pontificate and stretch on about things they know nothing about whatsoever, and end up sounding like COMPLETE jackasses.
Seriously, to the people that do that, please don't ever stop your pretentious bullshitting while trying to sound earnest, even though everyone KNOWS you've no idea what you're talking about....
...you're amusing the fuck out of me. I'm getting stitches in my side just from all the giggles.
You want to 'help' me? Trust me, there's better things you can do to help me. Like helping the GLOBE by getting sterizlized, because pseudointelligent whiny pompous douchebags like you shouldn't breed, we already have enough whiny codependent loser hippiegothemoboy freaks working at Starbucks and Hot Topic. (No offense to those of you I'm friends with that DO work at Starbucks or Hot Topic, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about those coworkers you have that are whiny wannabe artists without any real talent who consistantly spout half-assed philosophies thought up by fascists and mysoginists, and like to talk as if they're worldly.)
Oh, and if you don't like what I wrote, fuck off and don't read my LJ anymore.
I'd stop reading yours, but then I'd lose my cheap laughs.