nom nom rat poison

Feb 17, 2011 18:36

The hot dog I just had for my One Meal Of The Day was perhaps the most foul tasting thing I have ever consumed apart from that one unforgettably scarring day in elementary school when someone threw soggy dog crap at me and it got in my mouth. I will likely be poisoned horrifically, and if I don't die, I will likely wish I was dead.

Eugh.

My attention span is really crap tonight for some reason.
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