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Why the fuck is every single juice item I ever try to buy these days laced with lactates? First the cranberry juice, now the orange juice I just bought. It was bloody expensive orange juice too, trying to get a small enough carton that I could finish within two days so that I could go home without pouring anything out.
And then I get home, chug about a quarter of it with great satisfaction, marvel at the wonderful creamy texture, and think, "oh shit." And I check the label, and sure enough, bloody fucking calcium lactate.
Tonight is going to suck. Tomorrow is going to suck more. Thursday will probably suck equally so. Why the hell does the food world hate me?
Excuse me now. I have journals to type, essays to finish, books to read, and research to do, and already I feel more like shit. Fucking juice.
And then I get home, chug about a quarter of it with great satisfaction, marvel at the wonderful creamy texture, and think, "oh shit." And I check the label, and sure enough, bloody fucking calcium lactate.
Tonight is going to suck. Tomorrow is going to suck more. Thursday will probably suck equally so. Why the hell does the food world hate me?
Excuse me now. I have journals to type, essays to finish, books to read, and research to do, and already I feel more like shit. Fucking juice.