The hell, gimme a heart attack

[kesomon]

My typical day ends with this around dinnertime:

*RAPPARAPPARAPPARAPPARAP*
Me: *small heart attack*JEEZIS
Grandma: I HAZ A FOODS!
Me: uh...okay then. *already ate/not planning to eat till much later.*
Grandma: *leaves*

....*RAPPARAPPARAPPARAPPARAP*
Me: GAH!
Grandma: I has REALZ BUTTER!
Me: ....
Grandma: *leaves*

The hell?
Freaking scares me to death and busts in without waiting for an invitation. 7:30's too early for me to eat.