fic idea
3-am in the morning equals crack ideas such as,
"Among the files of the Immortals that the Watchers kept record of, there is only one Immortal who has gained Legendary status (alongside the names of Methos, Connor MacLeod, and his kinsman Duncan) without ever raising a sword. Since his First Quickening, no Immortal has dared to go near Ash Williams. Most of the field notes of his Watchers, however, stipulate the lack of challanges have less to do with a supposed Book of the Dead prophecy, or the strange occurances that seem to happen around Mr. Williams, and more with the fact that the Immortal favors a chainsaw in his dispatching of ill-wishers - attached, rather ingeniously, to the stump of his severed right hand. How or when the hand was removed is unknown."
I dunno, I just have these ideas...Plus I don't think there's any way Ash could've survived those crack flicks without being Immortal.
"Among the files of the Immortals that the Watchers kept record of, there is only one Immortal who has gained Legendary status (alongside the names of Methos, Connor MacLeod, and his kinsman Duncan) without ever raising a sword. Since his First Quickening, no Immortal has dared to go near Ash Williams. Most of the field notes of his Watchers, however, stipulate the lack of challanges have less to do with a supposed Book of the Dead prophecy, or the strange occurances that seem to happen around Mr. Williams, and more with the fact that the Immortal favors a chainsaw in his dispatching of ill-wishers - attached, rather ingeniously, to the stump of his severed right hand. How or when the hand was removed is unknown."
I dunno, I just have these ideas...Plus I don't think there's any way Ash could've survived those crack flicks without being Immortal.