...I'm evil.
*snicker*
Me: My favorite "unattended children" sign has always been "Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy."
Brat: "If we ever have kids and you take them to somewhere that actually does that..."
Me: "I wouldn't leave my children unattended."
Brat: "I wouldn't put it past you with how you've been talking about wanting a dog..."
Me: "I want a specific dog. But you are not a dog person‽"
Brat: "I only tolerate these two *points to cats* because of you"
Me: "You are not a pet person?" *pause* "I married you why?"
Brat: "Possibly because you are insane..."
Me: "Hmm... perhaps I figured you were enough pet for me."
Me: My favorite "unattended children" sign has always been "Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy."
Brat: "If we ever have kids and you take them to somewhere that actually does that..."
Me: "I wouldn't leave my children unattended."
Brat: "I wouldn't put it past you with how you've been talking about wanting a dog..."
Me: "I want a specific dog. But you are not a dog person‽"
Brat: "I only tolerate these two *points to cats* because of you"
Me: "You are not a pet person?" *pause* "I married you why?"
Brat: "Possibly because you are insane..."
Me: "Hmm... perhaps I figured you were enough pet for me."