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[kesler]

How long can Taylor Pyatt live without his eyeliner? I'm taking bets.

Comments

[mayorofvan]

I kinda think the idea of Taylor in eyeliner is hot?

....this speaks a lot about me.

[kesler]

That's okay, you're still my hero Trevor.

[mayorofvan]

You know, if we were in the same room, I'd so ruffle your hair right now.

[kesler]

I.. I don't think I deserve that at all from my hero.

.. No really, my hair doesn't deserve that at all.

[mayorofvan]

Oh, but it's fun! Ruffling Ryan Kesler's hair is on my top ten list of favorite pasttimes.

[kesler]

What about Nazzy? He's going to start losing it anyway, I think ruffling would only be doing the inevitable on Markus.

And in case Markus is reading this right now, have I ever told you how much I love my dear captain? Right? Right? Yeah I think you get it.

[mayorofvan]

Markus's hair isn't as fun. Yours is so floppy.

[kesler]

That's because I know how to perform maintenance on my hair regularly unlike some members of this team in dire need of some kind of miracle who I won't identify.

[mayorofvan]

Yes, we've all attempted to get Brent to cut his hair.

[kesler]

I got the scissors already, I'm just waiting for someone to get the chair and duct tape.

This sounds like a job for Cookie.

[mayorofvan]

I'm thinking if anyone is tying Sopes to a chair, it should be Matty.

[kesler]

We could just duct tape them both to the chair.

[mayorofvan]

What would be do to Matty? His hair is perfect.

[kesler]

No, I just need someone to keep the flailing body parts pinned down.

[mayorofvan]

Oh I see... but you know, you do that to them, and knowing those two, they'd just start making out with each other.

[kesler]

That's nothing new by this point. I'm willing to suffer that to fix the hair.