(Untitled)

Dec 06, 2005 11:05


Read more... )

Leave a comment

mark_prior December 7 2005, 00:05:51 UTC
Apparently I'm getting a moldy sandwich too. But at least mine's funnier.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I gave st_roy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I bought porn for roethlisberger7 (-10 points). In August I put gum in carpatt's hair (-12 points). Last month I helped jon__stewart see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-59 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
mark_prior

Reply

michael_barrett December 7 2005, 04:30:03 UTC

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I pulled over and changed theoknows's flat tire (15 points). In February on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been nice (348 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
michael_barrett

That's fucking right. I'm practically a saint.

Reply

kerry_wood December 7 2005, 05:07:02 UTC
You get a pony? What a rip-off.

Saint my ass. *teasing*

Reply

(The comment has been removed)

mark_prior December 7 2005, 05:07:31 UTC
Isn't he 18 yet?

Uh, probably something to do with God.

Reply

kerry_wood December 7 2005, 05:06:15 UTC
Ben can give the porn to Martin. Who apparently wants some.

What does it mean by "see the light," you think? The light of the Cubs?

Reply


Leave a comment

Up