Apparently I'm getting a moldy sandwich too. But at least mine's funnier.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave st_roy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I bought porn for roethlisberger7 (-10 points). In August I put gum in carpatt's hair (-12 points). Last month I helped jon__stewart see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-59 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I pulled over and changed theoknows's flat tire (15 points). In February on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (348 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave st_roy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I bought porn for roethlisberger7 (-10 points). In August I put gum in carpatt's hair (-12 points). Last month I helped jon__stewart see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-59 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
mark_prior
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I pulled over and changed theoknows's flat tire (15 points). In February on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (348 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
michael_barrett
That's fucking right. I'm practically a saint.
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Saint my ass. *teasing*
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Uh, probably something to do with God.
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What does it mean by "see the light," you think? The light of the Cubs?
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