The Internet's Super Sweet Sixteen
This hilarious bit of pure genius comes to you courtesy of the Best Week Ever blog. Prepare to laugh, very hard.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/11/14/the-internets-super-sweet-16/
In case you didn't know,
today is the Internet's 16th Birthday.
And what would a 16th birthday be without a Sweet 16 party, we ask?
The Internet's Super Sweet 16
SUPERSWEET 161.JPG
WWW: OMG. I cannot wait for my party to get started.
Google: You look so pretty. Where'd you get your dress?
WWW: Overstock.com.
(They all LOLZ.)
WWW: JK! Like I talk to that broke b*tch. Jeff Bezos sent this to me. So, listen, my Dad --
Moveon.org: Al Gore?
WWW: Yah. He told me to expect a big surprise a big surprise tonight... I think he got me the Maserati I wanted! I swear, if I don't get it I will f****ing
freak. OMG, U GUYZ, look who just walked in. (They all turn) It's YouTube.
Yahoo!: Yahoo!
Google: How do I look?!?! (Excessively primping.) How's my hair?
Drudge: Oh, please, honey, you look absolutely fabulous! (Pause) Well LOOK who decided to grace us with her presence, ya'll...
Mapquest: Hi you guys!! (Air kissing.) I'm so sorry I'm late. I got lost on the way over here. Bad directions.
Yahoo!: Sshhhh! YouTube's coming over!
Google: (Quietly) Hi Tubes... no, hello Tubey! (clearing throat) Hey, what's --
Youtube: Hello Ladies.
Google: (Loudly) Good Day Youtube!
Youtube: Google.
WWW: Hey Tube. So good of you to come.
Youtube: My pleasure, trust me. I plan on getting wasted and making a short video featuring me trainsurfing.
AOL: Oh my God, you guys. Look who's here...
(They all turn.)
WWW: AskJeeves! Who invited him? Was it you?
Google.es: Eh... no entiendo?
WWW: Excuse me for a second, I'm kicking that servant a***hole outta here.
Yahoo!: So, did you guys hear about what happened last week? The tragedy?
All: No...
Yahoo!: Friendster got hit by oncoming traffic... and died.
Google: That's terrible!
Yahoo!: I know. And the worst part? They think it was done on purpose...
Myspace: Hey you guys!!!
Yahoo!: Speak of the devil.
Myspace: Huh? Anyway, have you guys seen Tom?
AOL: Yah, he's around here somewhere.
Myspace: F***. Can't stand that f**ker's face anymore. Like, seriously, get a life Tom. I'm outskies.
WWW: (returning) Myspace, are you leaving already? You just got here!
Youtube: Actually, I think I'm also gonna go. Haven't been feeling so well lately.
Google: Are you OK?
Youtube: I'm not sure. I think it's something viral.
(All groan.)
Youtube: Googs, you comin' with?
Google: Me? (Gulp.) Sure... I... I would love to. (Waving) Bye guys... happy birthday, Internet! (Turns around and mouths Oh My God!)
(Al Gore approaches)
WWW: Hi Dad!
Al: Hi honey. You ready for your big gift? Everyone outside!! Gift time!!
(The crowd heads out to the front of the hotel.)
Al: Now sweety, I know you wanted a car for your big 16th birthday. And at first I thought that maybe you were too young to drive. Statistics show that
2 out of 5 teen deaths are a result of vehicular accidents, and the estimated economic cost of police-reported crashes involving drivers ages 15 to 20
was $40.8 billion. Some estimate that in 2006 --
WWW: DAD!!!
Al: Sorry, honey. Anyway, I realized that if a car is what you really wanted, a car is what you are gonna get. So I'd like to present you with your 16th
birthday present:
(Car circles into the hotel driveway)
Al: A Prius.
WWW: A Prius?
Al: You're welcome, sweety.
WWW: A motherf**king Prius?
Al: But-- I--
WWW: I wanted a f**king Maserati! Just like the one Ebay has!!! YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD GET ME ONE!
Al: But, sweety, a Prius uses less gas, and...
WWW: You think I care about motherF***ing gas you c***sucker?!?!?
Al: Really, you're over-reacting.
WWW: (Throws hysteria fit.)
Yahoo!: Um, you guys wanna get going?
Blogger, CNN, ESPN, Flickr, Digg, Slashdot, AIM, Apple: Def.
All: TTYL WORLD WIDE WEB! And happy birthday!
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/11/14/the-internets-super-sweet-16/
In case you didn't know,
today is the Internet's 16th Birthday.
And what would a 16th birthday be without a Sweet 16 party, we ask?
The Internet's Super Sweet 16
SUPERSWEET 161.JPG
WWW: OMG. I cannot wait for my party to get started.
Google: You look so pretty. Where'd you get your dress?
WWW: Overstock.com.
(They all LOLZ.)
WWW: JK! Like I talk to that broke b*tch. Jeff Bezos sent this to me. So, listen, my Dad --
Moveon.org: Al Gore?
WWW: Yah. He told me to expect a big surprise a big surprise tonight... I think he got me the Maserati I wanted! I swear, if I don't get it I will f****ing
freak. OMG, U GUYZ, look who just walked in. (They all turn) It's YouTube.
Yahoo!: Yahoo!
Google: How do I look?!?! (Excessively primping.) How's my hair?
Drudge: Oh, please, honey, you look absolutely fabulous! (Pause) Well LOOK who decided to grace us with her presence, ya'll...
Mapquest: Hi you guys!! (Air kissing.) I'm so sorry I'm late. I got lost on the way over here. Bad directions.
Yahoo!: Sshhhh! YouTube's coming over!
Google: (Quietly) Hi Tubes... no, hello Tubey! (clearing throat) Hey, what's --
Youtube: Hello Ladies.
Google: (Loudly) Good Day Youtube!
Youtube: Google.
WWW: Hey Tube. So good of you to come.
Youtube: My pleasure, trust me. I plan on getting wasted and making a short video featuring me trainsurfing.
AOL: Oh my God, you guys. Look who's here...
(They all turn.)
WWW: AskJeeves! Who invited him? Was it you?
Google.es: Eh... no entiendo?
WWW: Excuse me for a second, I'm kicking that servant a***hole outta here.
Yahoo!: So, did you guys hear about what happened last week? The tragedy?
All: No...
Yahoo!: Friendster got hit by oncoming traffic... and died.
Google: That's terrible!
Yahoo!: I know. And the worst part? They think it was done on purpose...
Myspace: Hey you guys!!!
Yahoo!: Speak of the devil.
Myspace: Huh? Anyway, have you guys seen Tom?
AOL: Yah, he's around here somewhere.
Myspace: F***. Can't stand that f**ker's face anymore. Like, seriously, get a life Tom. I'm outskies.
WWW: (returning) Myspace, are you leaving already? You just got here!
Youtube: Actually, I think I'm also gonna go. Haven't been feeling so well lately.
Google: Are you OK?
Youtube: I'm not sure. I think it's something viral.
(All groan.)
Youtube: Googs, you comin' with?
Google: Me? (Gulp.) Sure... I... I would love to. (Waving) Bye guys... happy birthday, Internet! (Turns around and mouths Oh My God!)
(Al Gore approaches)
WWW: Hi Dad!
Al: Hi honey. You ready for your big gift? Everyone outside!! Gift time!!
(The crowd heads out to the front of the hotel.)
Al: Now sweety, I know you wanted a car for your big 16th birthday. And at first I thought that maybe you were too young to drive. Statistics show that
2 out of 5 teen deaths are a result of vehicular accidents, and the estimated economic cost of police-reported crashes involving drivers ages 15 to 20
was $40.8 billion. Some estimate that in 2006 --
WWW: DAD!!!
Al: Sorry, honey. Anyway, I realized that if a car is what you really wanted, a car is what you are gonna get. So I'd like to present you with your 16th
birthday present:
(Car circles into the hotel driveway)
Al: A Prius.
WWW: A Prius?
Al: You're welcome, sweety.
WWW: A motherf**king Prius?
Al: But-- I--
WWW: I wanted a f**king Maserati! Just like the one Ebay has!!! YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD GET ME ONE!
Al: But, sweety, a Prius uses less gas, and...
WWW: You think I care about motherF***ing gas you c***sucker?!?!?
Al: Really, you're over-reacting.
WWW: (Throws hysteria fit.)
Yahoo!: Um, you guys wanna get going?
Blogger, CNN, ESPN, Flickr, Digg, Slashdot, AIM, Apple: Def.
All: TTYL WORLD WIDE WEB! And happy birthday!