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I must write about my discomfort with watching people make out. What is it? It doesn't matter what the configuration of the couple, male or female or whatever. I am just sort of grossed out by people exchanging spit. Sort of embarrassed, I think. Like, what am I supposed to do with my hands? Know what I mean? It's similar to when you are listening to music and someone suddenly turns to you and starts playing air guitar. What are you supposed to do? Jam right back? Do your best Aerosmith splits down to the floor? Twiddle your own nipples? I ask you. Keeping in mind that I don't always feel entirely comfortable talking to people, at all. Eye contact is not always my priority. I like computer screens.