There will be payment for this indignity...

Mar 16, 2006 05:44

FINISH THE SENTENCE
I like...the usefulness of computers. And the fact that they can be silenced.
My ex is... not going to be discussed with you.
Maybe I should...have checked my coffee before I drank it.
I love ....the cool symmetry of logic.
I don't understand...people, but then, I've never seen the importance of that.
I lost my... teddy bear at age two. Well, I didn't exactly lose it. It ran away from home. That's a long story, and I'm not nearly drunk enough to relate it. Just drunk enough to play this absurd game. I will get you for this later, Vila. You probably thought doping my coffee with truth serum would be amusing.
People would say that I'm...annoying, because I'm always right.
Love is...a glandular illusion.
Somewhere, someone is...being betrayed. Or eaten by alien plants. Or possibly being betrayed by an alien plant before being eaten.
I will always...manage to survive - until, of course, I don't.
Forever is... inconceivable to the average human mind.
I never want to...fail.
I think the current President is...altogether too long-lived.
When I wake up in the morning...it means someone had knocked me unconscious. Night is for work.
Life is full of...surprises. Generally unpleasant ones.
My past is...none of your business.
I get annoyed when... emotions get in the way of practicality.
Parties are... loud.
I wish... nothing. Wishes are pointless. If you want something, devise a method of getting it, and persist until you achieve your aims.
My dog is... six foot four, and comes from the planet Canis Mirablis. He's a mercenary... oh, all right, that was a character I role-played when I was a teenager.
My cat is..a two inch tall , carved of white jade, netsuke. Very rare. Very beautiful. Blake hasn't noticed its absence from the treasure room. And if you lay one finger on it, Vila, you will deeply regret it.
Kisses are the worst when...followed by lying promises. Preceded is preferable. Then you can just throw the liar to the floor.
Tomorrow I'm going to... regret having said these inane remarks. But it will be a small regret, wiped out by revenging myself upon you, Vila.
I really want... the room to stop spinning counterclockwise. Clockwise I could endure, but this is like riding backwards on a public transport. I never liked that.
I have low tolerance for people who...'who' is redundant.
If I had a million credits...I would have only succeeded in my fraud by 1/500th.
If I Had 100,000 credits...down payment on a vessel large enough to house the rest of the crew- well worth the investment.
If I Had 10,000 credits...I'd get the silver jacket as well as the black.
If I Had 1,000 credits...I'd buy a pair of boots.
If I Had 100 credits...well, it might pay for lunch at that bistro on Lindor. But then I'd have to omit the sweet at the end, and the Lindor Torte is not to be missed.
If I Had 10 credits... it might come in handy if I needed an emergency repair on a blown fuse. The 10 credit is copper, and the right size to fit into the space.
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