I hate Americans

[kerowyne]

Ok so while i'm at work...the first thing i get asked is Where i am from because i sound happy and friendly. He asumed i was from oaklahoma or some shit like that. I told him i was from canada and then he starts asking me how it feels to be next to a superpower. I'm like fine..i like living here. And then he starts on the bullshit that american

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I think I'm in love.

[doubtseventhere]

Oh man, nobody hates the States as much as I do. But seeing this post made me smile. I swear to God, their boasting about how great they are just gets tiring after a while. As if they're going to bring world peace. The only way to have world peace is to eliminate every country other than America, or just eliminate America. They would naturally preffer the first option. Anyways, here's some fun facts:

Canada and the US had one war against eachother ever, and we won. And we burned down the White House twice.

Canada bought rights to mass produce the American F-18 Hornet fighter jet, improved it's design and weapons (CF-18 Hornet), and sold it back to the US as the F/A-18 Super Hornet.

Canada invented apple pie, baseball and basketball, three American symbols of pride.

Canada used to own the state Maine.

Canada's CF-105 Arrow was the most advanced fighter jet in the world until the late 1990's, when the States started designing the F-22 Raptor. Not impresseed? The CF-105 was designed and built in the 1950's.

America can't boast that they have the most powerful airforce, navy or army. Isreal has the most powerful airforce, Japan has the most powerful navy. And there are several countries with larger armies.

And you're right about our foot soldiers. They even say one Canadian soldier is worth two Yankee soldiers.

And our money is prettier.

And our national anthem isn't 12 years long.