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Ladies, would you all like a huge self-esteem boost today? Go to the store, start loading ham in your shopping cart, and just wait for the flirting to begin. The men will come to you like flies to honey, seriously. The conversion rate seems to be approximately one man per every eight pounds of ham in your cart, and the phone numbers start at twenty-five pounds, although at that point they're probably just looking for dinner. Also, good lord, I just bought thirty-four pounds of ham today.