Invasion 1: Out of the doghouse and into Mayfield?

[kerorodearimasu]

[Action, At 773 Bunker Residence]

[There's some loud snoring coming from the Ushiromiya residence's backyard. Inside a newly made dog house, there's a green frog-like thing. Suddenly, Keroro woke up and smacked back of his head against something wooden. Specifically, a low ceiling.]

GERO-! Wha-what?

[He crawls out to realize he was just in a

Comments

[ohmytenth]

...you think this is a hologram?

[kerorodearimasu]

Don't underestimate Keroninan technology, de arimasu! Besides, this looks like something that curry-eating jerk would pull on me.

...Is this a hologram?

[ohmytenth]

Keroini--the hell? What's that supposed to be? [oh my god.]

No.

[kerorodearimasu]

What's a Keroninan? What alien wouldn't know...[Oh crap.] Er, n-nothing, de arimasu!

Uh...so if this isn't Tokyo, where am I?

[ohmytenth]

[Oh crap indeed.] Who's an alien?! I'm from Earth!

This is Mayfield-- not anywhere near Tokyo.

[kerorodearimasu]

Earth? Wait, a Pekoponian? I've really done it now, de arimasu.

Mayfield? If it's not near Tokyo where are we exactly?

[ohmytenth]

Peko-- what kind of language is that?!

America. Somewhere around there.

[kerorodearimasu]

Don't you make fun of the Keronian language, de arimasu!

America? Huh, well I've been to Paris, some South Pacific Islands...so I guess America's a nice change of pace...

[ohmytenth]

Alright. I'm only going to ask this once. [THERE'S THE SOUND OF A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PENCIL BEING PICKED UP, if you know what that sounds like, Keroro]

What the hell is a Keronian?

[kerorodearimasu]

[Oooh boy...This is going to a PR nightmare for the Keronian army for sure.]

Keronians are from the 58th planet of the Gamma system known as Keron. There, you happy?