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Mum: Soo...
Mum: How's your love life?
Son: Great.
Son: I'm dating a flight attendant.
Son: She's blonde.
Mum: Oh, that's wonderful honey.
Mum: When do we get to meet her?
Son: Well, she travels a lot.
Son: What about you?
Son: How's your back?
Mum: :-)