Sproglet's first story
As told to me over my morning cup of tea, about half an hour ago. Technically, this isn't really her first story, since the 'when I was a baby' preamble is always the confusing start to a new plot, but she generally doesn't get past the scene setting. This time, we got the full story and conclusion.
Sproglet's Story
When I was a baby, I was a princess. I lived in the kingdom, and there was a storm in the kingdom. I got struck by lightning, and I died. All the people died except me. I died as well. Then I was taken to the hospital. Then I became a big dragon.
Me: "That's exciting!"
No, I had big wings and I had fire coming out of my mouth.
Me: "Did you burn the countryside and the houses and the peasants?"
No.
Me: "So you were a good dragon."
I just burned the kingdom. Then the other princesses came and they helped me. Then I was a baby dragon, and they helped me find my Mummy and Daddy.
The End.
Sproglet's Story
When I was a baby, I was a princess. I lived in the kingdom, and there was a storm in the kingdom. I got struck by lightning, and I died. All the people died except me. I died as well. Then I was taken to the hospital. Then I became a big dragon.
Me: "That's exciting!"
No, I had big wings and I had fire coming out of my mouth.
Me: "Did you burn the countryside and the houses and the peasants?"
No.
Me: "So you were a good dragon."
I just burned the kingdom. Then the other princesses came and they helped me. Then I was a baby dragon, and they helped me find my Mummy and Daddy.
The End.