Ummm...hey look Ma Im postin something
Yeah so I haven't posted anything on here for like 2 years...or something like that...yes I have been stalking friends for like forever.
Ok...so recent news that noone else knows about unless you live inside my head...I lost the keys some 12 years ago...not good I guess.
1)recently I've been getting angry at Sandy for no apparent reason except that she doesn't return "favors"...the quotes mean they're sexual...*heehee*
Now I'm pretty sure that that's not what I'm getting angry about, but it seems to be the excuse my brain comes up with, and since I never have time to myself to think...I become irrational, and horny, and no one can fix that 'cept my right hand...or a friend...not that you needed to know <.< ...>.>
2) recently my twin decided to come to my store and purchase a large quantity of beer which I had assumed was for himself since he doesn't like having memories of the night...or the girl...
Yeah he totally gave some to our cousin who is 17, and I kinda work for her mom....Yeah so technically I sold to my Boss's underage daughter who happens to be the granddaughter of the woman I live with....
-Good news- I'm not the one on trial for such trivial hoshposh....wait hoshposh isn't a word apperently...did I make it up? (it's got the red line of doom under it....the only reason I'm not looking for a better word is because it isn't timed to detonate....so hoshposh on you for reading my stream of consciousness)
-Bad news- My twin is on trial at the home tribunal and may be crucified...so sorry to those who wanted to meet the guy
3) I recently bought a shiny new desk for my room....Staples apparently delivers at 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING...thanks for being prompt about the delivery though...they said Monday sometime...and they were right.
Ok...so recent news that noone else knows about unless you live inside my head...I lost the keys some 12 years ago...not good I guess.
1)recently I've been getting angry at Sandy for no apparent reason except that she doesn't return "favors"...the quotes mean they're sexual...*heehee*
Now I'm pretty sure that that's not what I'm getting angry about, but it seems to be the excuse my brain comes up with, and since I never have time to myself to think...I become irrational, and horny, and no one can fix that 'cept my right hand...or a friend...not that you needed to know <.< ...>.>
2) recently my twin decided to come to my store and purchase a large quantity of beer which I had assumed was for himself since he doesn't like having memories of the night...or the girl...
Yeah he totally gave some to our cousin who is 17, and I kinda work for her mom....Yeah so technically I sold to my Boss's underage daughter who happens to be the granddaughter of the woman I live with....
-Good news- I'm not the one on trial for such trivial hoshposh....wait hoshposh isn't a word apperently...did I make it up? (it's got the red line of doom under it....the only reason I'm not looking for a better word is because it isn't timed to detonate....so hoshposh on you for reading my stream of consciousness)
-Bad news- My twin is on trial at the home tribunal and may be crucified...so sorry to those who wanted to meet the guy
3) I recently bought a shiny new desk for my room....Staples apparently delivers at 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING...thanks for being prompt about the delivery though...they said Monday sometime...and they were right.