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Jul 30, 2006 20:16

the worst thing about having roomates is when they blame you for shit you're pretty sure you didn't do. i try to be a good roomate. i really do. i'm never fucking around. that is how i am a good roomate. and yet somehow, somehow i manage to teleport randomly into the house and make a giant mess while i'm eating everyone else's food. yes, i don't really go to work, i lie in the shadows and wait for no one to be around specifically to do these evil deeds.

the problem with people who do fucked up shit like that *COUGH*oneparticalroomate*COUGH* is that they expect that everyone does the same shit they do. it doesn't matter if they do nothing beside have guests, some of which are complete strangers, over the house every fucking night and are so stoned/drunk off their asses most of the time that they don't remember eating their own food, it must be the person that's never around. because that's certainly suspicious behavior. not being around and all. i don't drink, i don't smoke, and i certainly don't steal thousands of dollars of merchandise from the store i work at, and thus my puriest rage can only be satisfied by destroying everyone else lives.

oh dear, i'm such a bitch like that, aren't i.

i thank you all of informing me of my evil deeds in the form of "why the fuck did you ..." i'll be sure to get right on it after i'm done stabbing you all.
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