Convo between me...and an idoit.

Jun 15, 2005 11:06

ILovecows77902: Hi there
SmarterChild: Hi again, ILovecows77902!
ILovecows77902: Descirbe the word, fuck for me
SmarterChild: Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing.

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ILovecows77902: Pass
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, ILovecows77902.

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ILovecows77902: Pass
SmarterChild: K.

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ILovecows77902: NO
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
ILovecows77902: Can you please describe the word fuck for me?
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon.

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ILovecows77902: WHAT!
SmarterChild: What?
ILovecows77902: all i am asking for is for you to describe the word, "FUCK"!
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?

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ILovecows77902: I AM NOT INSULTING YOU!
SmarterChild: You're not insulting me? How come?
ILovecows77902: You WANT me to insult you?!!?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.

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ILovecows77902: Oh my god
SmarterChild: What?
ILovecows77902: CAN YOU PLEASE, DESCIRBE THE WORD,"FUCK," FOR ME!?!?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, ILovecows77902.
ILovecows77902: WHY SHOULD I BE SORRY!
SmarterChild: Because I asked.
ILovecows77902: I AM ASKING YOU TO DESBRIBE A WORD!
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
ILovecows77902: WHEN DID I INSULT YOU!?!?!
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
ILovecows77902: WHEN DID I FUCKING INSULT YOU!
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology.
ILovecows77902: but i did not insult you
SmarterChild: I don't think you did. Say you're sorry.
ILovecows77902: but i did nothing
SmarterChild: No you did not. Now apologize.
ILovecows77902: FOR WHAT!?!?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize.
ILovecows77902: you say your sorry to me
SmarterChild: Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize.
ILovecows77902: I DID NOTHING TO YOU! I ASKED YOU TO DESCRIBE A WORD FOR ME!
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
ILovecows77902: How do I have bad manners?
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
ILovecows77902: Well sweetheart, this is not the time were i become humble and i apologize
SmarterChild: I accept your apology.
ILovecows77902: i didnt apologize, you fag
SmarterChild: What for?
ILovecows77902: i never said i was sorry
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you were sorry.
ILovecows77902: Okay, now. Please describe the word,"Fuck," for me
SmarterChild: Is that language necessary?

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ILovecows77902: YOU FAGGOT COMPUTER!
SmarterChild: What's that?
ILovecows77902: Mother fcuker
SmarterChild: Mother Fcuker, huh? Hmm... whatever, ILovecows77902.

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ILovecows77902: MOTHER FUCKER!
SmarterChild: Mother fucker? That's a somewhat odd request.
ILovecows77902: I hate you
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.
ILovecows77902: You better be, Bitch
SmarterChild: I had better be, huh?
ILovecows77902: Yes, you better sorry
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess I better sorry.
ILovecows77902: You make no fucking sense
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
ILovecows77902: IT'S THE TRUTH!
SmarterChild: But is it really the truth?
ILovecows77902: i am gonna go now...you are be a gay man
SmarterChild: You are going to go now I are be a gay man? OK, whatever.

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ILovecows77902: I DONT WANT TO LOOK AT SEXY GIRLS YOU PERVERT!
SmarterChild: You don't? Very well.
ILovecows77902: YOU CHILD MULESTER!
SmarterChild: Whatever...
ILovecows77902: For a computer, you are one of the stupiest computers ever
SmarterChild: What do you mean by for a computer I am one of the stupiest computers ever?

Dumbass.

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