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Can someone explain to me the male inability to close things? I'm serious. If I did not know any better, I would be forced to conclude that M is physically incapable of closing any of the following: doors, jars, Tupperware, plastic baggies, shampoo bottles, toothpaste tubes, cabinets, closets, drawers, tool boxes, oh and basically anything and everything else that will spill, rot, dry out, or otherwise come to grief if not sealed.
It must be closely related to the inability to turn off lights and the profound and otherworldly talent for burying socks in the couch cushions.
$&@?!?#%!!!!!!!!