Mar 08, 2004 18:38
I had a piece of toast without butter on it, then I was craving butter and I put some on a second piece of toast. I’m so fat; I had to go the bathroom. In other words, the reason we started LJ to begin with has worked for me. You can congratulate me now. Which comes at a good time because really, I hate LJ. (Please refer to www.livejournal.com/users/badactor May 25, 2003) I have been humoring myself and others, and like Hannah mentioned, I am bored and annoyed with veiled comments of distaste for others who also use LJ. We should just be happy with and for the others. If there is a problem between friends they need to confront the other instead of stealing pictures and other paraphernalia from the others room. I hope you were able to prove your point.
Now please excuse me while I eat a head of lettuce.
Mixed Desires
I hate food
Saddle bags, love handles
big butt, big hips
But the stomach pains are intense.
I reach for a twinkie, a soda, a piece of pizza,
and another piece of pizza, and another piece,
until the pizza is gone.
I rummage around for cookies, gushers, lasagna, brownies, chimie chungas
as they mock me in my mind.
74 is the perfect weight
My motivation changed as I search for a toothbrush.
Quote of the Day: If thats the worst you have done you are in serious danger of being translated.