Jul 07, 2006 05:01
Soooo yeah i cant go to sleep because Ive been sleeping curing the day for the entirety of this week long break. BUT! I want to see pirates today but want to avoid the lines and the crowded theater so I found a 940 showing to see it but now I ca t sleep. SO i am trying to stay awake.
GAD DAMMIT! fuckin wal mart!
I think Im buying REGULAR, good, tasty apple juice. Its on the MAIN RUN so its not like it was hidden on a shelf for those who really wanted this juice to track it down. NO! There was apple juice and I grabbed it! And now Im drinking it and it tastes like BALLLS! Yeah. Its "Unsweetened" *exceuse any misspellings i may have Im not really paying attention* Anyway!
What the fuck?
Seriously who wants unsweetened apple juice? goddamn atkins fuckers! hippie pinko commies! Bitches who want less sugar! Fuckers who NEED to make mine and everyone elses lives worse because you cant just buy one thing! we must make A MILLION THINGS! but they are the same thing, just DIFFERENT! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!!
Like last week.
I needed to get some peanut butter so I do; FROM WAL MART! And I get home and make a PB & J and It tastes funny! So i look at the packeage and sure enough reduced fat! Son
of a bitch! These things... theyre in the main Aisles! WHAT THEF UCK!!!! a;jklbeg
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So I threw it in the pool in a fit of rage! thatll show wal mart!