Ask at Your Own Risk
Just a courtesy warning...
Asking me to my face, via email or by phone call if I'm still pregnant in any possible phrasing, including "no baby yet?", "you're still here?" or any other obnoxious question that can be nonverbally answered by simply looking at my stomach or by the fact that I have not called/written/shown up to TELL you that I've had the baby, will most definitely result in death and dismemberment for you. I make no apologies for this fact. You've been warned.
Asking me to my face, via email or by phone call if I'm still pregnant in any possible phrasing, including "no baby yet?", "you're still here?" or any other obnoxious question that can be nonverbally answered by simply looking at my stomach or by the fact that I have not called/written/shown up to TELL you that I've had the baby, will most definitely result in death and dismemberment for you. I make no apologies for this fact. You've been warned.