being mobile in world number 3
i am a mobile phone customer for the past 6 months...
it happen one day, a beautiful girl came to my office, and declared that i would be taking a connection, and that too a post paid one... till that day i have not even thought of using a mobile phone.
she said that, if I would take a conenction, her target would be completed, otherwise she would lose her job.... OHHH god, it me who is goin to decide her career..
what shall i do... I took a connection...i had to pay monthly rentals... and there was another golden offer that tempted me... she said that i could call to another mobile total free if i would pay another 100 rs extra each month.. OHH..
and it didnt take so long for my gf to take a prepaid connection and she managed to get a mobile instrument for a low price... which looked like a cricket bat.
and now... I have a connection but where is the set... i started, looking for second hand sets.. at last managed one, an old nokia set... which has to be connected to electricity, most of the time... for its battery wont stand more that 2 hours..
and now...a free bird like me who even detest wearing underwears, watches, shoes, baniyans, wallets..
now had to carry a mobile instrument.. which makes my pocket hang like my grandmothers tits.
and moreover, i had to carry the charger too.. in my pants pocket, every where...makes a big bulge on one side..
and then followed, hidden charges, unknown charges, service tax, added to the rental and the call charges..
hmm.. maybe i should convert my sigarette expenses to phone expense... but as the moble expense increased, my sigarette expense shot up..
and one day, i wnt to the mobile gallery, ohh i was so politely invited in given a seat...
i said my grivances... that.. i need to see a detailed bill.. for there has been charges incurred for calls that i have not made...
sir, you have to pay an extra 50 rs to see the detailed bill... she said with a killing smile,
poitely she revealed the message that, lowermillde class guys should rather not try such luxuary, as i sat there, handsome guys and women of glory, came in paid their bills with out any fuss...
im still a customer of the same service provider,
still comes the large bills along with the 'have a nice time sir' and 'thank you for your valuable time' lullaby...
it seems.. i pay for their lullaby...
it happen one day, a beautiful girl came to my office, and declared that i would be taking a connection, and that too a post paid one... till that day i have not even thought of using a mobile phone.
she said that, if I would take a conenction, her target would be completed, otherwise she would lose her job.... OHHH god, it me who is goin to decide her career..
what shall i do... I took a connection...i had to pay monthly rentals... and there was another golden offer that tempted me... she said that i could call to another mobile total free if i would pay another 100 rs extra each month.. OHH..
and it didnt take so long for my gf to take a prepaid connection and she managed to get a mobile instrument for a low price... which looked like a cricket bat.
and now... I have a connection but where is the set... i started, looking for second hand sets.. at last managed one, an old nokia set... which has to be connected to electricity, most of the time... for its battery wont stand more that 2 hours..
and now...a free bird like me who even detest wearing underwears, watches, shoes, baniyans, wallets..
now had to carry a mobile instrument.. which makes my pocket hang like my grandmothers tits.
and moreover, i had to carry the charger too.. in my pants pocket, every where...makes a big bulge on one side..
and then followed, hidden charges, unknown charges, service tax, added to the rental and the call charges..
hmm.. maybe i should convert my sigarette expenses to phone expense... but as the moble expense increased, my sigarette expense shot up..
and one day, i wnt to the mobile gallery, ohh i was so politely invited in given a seat...
i said my grivances... that.. i need to see a detailed bill.. for there has been charges incurred for calls that i have not made...
sir, you have to pay an extra 50 rs to see the detailed bill... she said with a killing smile,
poitely she revealed the message that, lowermillde class guys should rather not try such luxuary, as i sat there, handsome guys and women of glory, came in paid their bills with out any fuss...
im still a customer of the same service provider,
still comes the large bills along with the 'have a nice time sir' and 'thank you for your valuable time' lullaby...
it seems.. i pay for their lullaby...