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[So this one day in a zombie farm, Elliot Nightray watched as his girlfriend set herself on fire and then got decapitated, tried to form a contract with yet another eldritch abomination, got himself blown up and torn apart for his troubles and then he made yet another Good Decision: promising Oz Vessalius that he would be available to tell him things.
So yes, here he is, in the hospital after washing all of the blood and gore off himself, waiting for awkward conversations.
If you're not Oz Vessalius, you too can have awkward conversations with him. THAT IS WHAT THIS POST IS FOR.]
[On the same day, Robin Sena decided that setting herself on fire was a good idea, got decapitated and woke up to her and her boyfriend covered in blood and responded in the most stoic fashion possible: screaming hysterically. It's cool, you'd do the same thing too.
Now that she is bathed as well (but not with Elliot, you sickos) she too is available for awkward conversations.
JUMP THEM BOTH it is for a good cause.]
So yes, here he is, in the hospital after washing all of the blood and gore off himself, waiting for awkward conversations.
If you're not Oz Vessalius, you too can have awkward conversations with him. THAT IS WHAT THIS POST IS FOR.]
[On the same day, Robin Sena decided that setting herself on fire was a good idea, got decapitated and woke up to her and her boyfriend covered in blood and responded in the most stoic fashion possible: screaming hysterically. It's cool, you'd do the same thing too.
Now that she is bathed as well (but not with Elliot, you sickos) she too is available for awkward conversations.
JUMP THEM BOTH it is for a good cause.]