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It is raining in Calgary and I am seriously considering faking my own death so I can go play in it instead of going to work. Or perhaps kidnapping is the better choice.
Dear P3,
We have your useful minion. If you ever want to see her again send $15.95 and a box of double stuffed Oreos to the attached address. Do NOT call the police.
Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Kidnappers
ETA: Meg would like to point out that they'd probably recognize me by my poor spelling. She is probably correct.
Dear P3,
We have your useful minion. If you ever want to see her again send $15.95 and a box of double stuffed Oreos to the attached address. Do NOT call the police.
Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Kidnappers
ETA: Meg would like to point out that they'd probably recognize me by my poor spelling. She is probably correct.