If you hit me with a stick I will NOT give you candy

[keoki]

80% of my work today was shredding documents that we didn't need anymore instead of the documents we don't want the police to find;). This resulted in my black outfit turning grey from the paperdust. One of my coworkers suggested that if it started snowing at lunch I would be wearing paper mache, and I think she would have been right.

I can still taste this shit at the back of my throat.